Monday, June 30, 2008

Personal Ad # 8: A Very Voyeuristic Desire - Chicago, IL

Reply to: pers-738727291@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-06-30, 11:14PM CDT

About me: I’m 26 y/o. Blonde-brown hair, blue eyes. 5’7”, 125 pounds. See my picture below.

I’m getting married next week. I love my fiancé, but he’s really boring in bed. Before I tie the knot, I want to satisfy one of my deepest desires – something my boyfriend would never do with me.

My desire is to have sex in a really public place – the more public the better. Don’t ask me why, but I find the idea extremely exciting. I’m looking for someone willing to do this with me.

If you’re interested, then in your reply, tell me what place you have in mind, and tell me how we could have sex there without getting caught (and without my boyfriend finding out). If I like what I hear, I’ll send you some better pictures.

PostingID: 738727291

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/738727291.html

Note: this post got 60+ replies in 10 minutes, then someone flagged it for removal.
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Some of the Replys:

1. Nate. "i was at the museum last week. it would be a nice location, right at the top of the stairs, we can watch cars drive by, there are some more secure areas than others, the beach is near, no one will hear anything (maybe)."

2. Jerry. "don't do that to your fiance. if you're having these feelings don't get married, they're just going to get worse as time goes by. unless he cheats you. then its ok. and don't sleep with a stranger. that's just gross."

3. Charles. "I know the perfect place for public sex. Let's have sex in Excalibur...right over the dance floor. The entire dance floor would see us, but only from the navel up. Email me and I'll set it up."

4. John. "i was thinkin how wild it would be to fuck on the observation deck of the sears tower or hancock building. it would take some planning but i know it could be done."

5. Tez. "How about a mens or womens dressing room in a mall. Victories Secret would be a great place for some forbidden sexual fun if your interested."
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Personal Ad # 7: Desperately Seeking Donald Rumsfeld - Glendale, AZ

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Sunday, June 29, 2008

Ad 6: Revenge is Sweet - Annapolis, MD

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Post 5: Animal Crackers, Green Jell-O, and a Feather Boa - San Diego, CA

Title: 31 y.o. Brunette, Likes Green Jell-O

Reply to: pers-736550337@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-06-29, 1:49AM PDT

I am a 31 year old brunette. Slim but short (5’2’’). My friends say I look a bit like Tina Fey. I’m looking for a man to get intimate with – N.S.A. – but before we do, I need to know that you ‘get me.’ Most men don’t – that’s why I’m looking on Craiglist.

I have a sexual fantasy involving a box of animal crackers, two gallons of green jell-o, and a feather boa. If you can work out what my fantasy is, you’re the kind of man I’m looking for.

Please reply with guesses. If you get it right, I’ll send a picture (I hope you like lingerie), and we can take it from there. Be creative. If you’re not interested in guessing, don’t bother replying.

PostingID: 736550337

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cas/736550337.html

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Some of the Replys:

1. Mark. "I see you using the feather boa as a blind fold and feeling the jello covering your body with animal crackers on key spots. You want to feel the jello being sucked off your nipples and the rest being massaged into your sexy body."

2. Rob. "okay...all i can think about is filling a kiddie pool up with the jello and animal crackers and having nothing to hold onto but the two bodies and the feather boa tied to the rim of the pool for support trying to eat the animal crackers while having sex....but that doesnt make much sense to me...might be cause im tired (but it does seem interesting) lol"

3. Kobie. "Okay, for what its worth...The animal crackers confused me here. I was almost thinking you were wanting to do a jell-o wrestling match and pretend you were Hulk Hogan."

4. Mark. "dont want to guess just want sex. Please email pic."
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Post 4: Looking for Lurv, Hollywood Style - Long Beach, CA

Title: 23 yo Blonde w. Unusual NSA Request

Reply to: pers-736539968@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-06-29, 1:02AM PDT

I have an unusual request. I’m an aspiring actress. I’ve tried everything to make it in Hollywood, but nothing is really working.

Anyway, to break into the big time, I want to make a sex-tape, and then have it released on the internet. It worked for Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian – I’m sure it will work for me.

I’m looking for a man to star in the sex-tape with me. You must be reasonably young and good-looking (so you can pass as my boyfriend).

The benefits: you get to have sex with me, possibly more than once. I’m 23, blond, and blue eyed. I have a much cuter face than Paris Hilton, and I’m A LOT thinner than Kim Kardashian. We’ll keep filming scenes until we get it right – it could take a few days.

The costs: if this works, your body will be all over the internet for years to come.

If you’re interested, you need to explain to me why you want to do this. I tried this once before, and the men who replied only wanted the sex – when they came to my apartment, they wouldn’t let me tape them. Also send a photo / link.

PostingID: 736539968

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/cas/736539968.html

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Some of the Replys:

1. Danny. "My name is Danny. I'm 26, 6' tall and 150lbs. I will only do it if you are as hot as you say you are. I'm a good lookin dude with a good job and a package to be proud of. Mainly why I want to do it, I just got out of a 3.5 yr relationship, and I want to have some fun! We taped ourselves plenty. I don't give a damn about a camera. So, here's a pic. If you're interested, tell me more about yourself and your twisted little plan."

2. Tim. "I will do it, but i do not want my face seen. all parts of body fine, no face"

3. Travon. "Listen you dont have to do that crap to get ahead. I'm 23 and my uncle is in that type of buisness. He knows a few people around town. People who work for the show gossip girl and one who use to work for veronica mars when it was on. So email me back and maybe i can help."

4. Austin. "You putz! It worked for them because A, they were already famous and B, they screwed someone famous. You're better off going on more casting couch auditions. I ain't famous, but I am willing to show my sexual prowess off on tape. Bring the goods, lady."
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Saturday, June 28, 2008

Post 3: Looking for Horseplay - Denver, CO

Title: 30 Something Woman With Strange Tastes

Reply to: pers-736479056@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-06-28, 11:10PM

Hi Guys,

I’m a 32 year old woman – new to town. I’m slim (5’6” – 115 pounds), with strawberry-blonde hair and green eyes. I am light-skinned, with freckles, a small nose, and sensuous lips.

I’m looking for something a bit unusual: I want to find a man who will let me put a saddle on him, and ride him like a horse around my apartment (or his). For personal reasons, I find this very arousing. If I enjoy the ride, I might be willing to do something you enjoy ;-)

It is very hard to find men willing to do this, so I am willing to consider all offers (although I do find it easier to ride tall, strong men). Also, I can supply the saddle. If you’re interested, please reply with a description of what my ride would be like (at least a paragraph). If I like what I hear, I’ll send you a photo.

PostingID: 736479056

http://denver.craigslist.org/w4m/736479056.html


Replys:

1. Craig. "Your ride will be fun and long maybe ill buck you off and then you'll have to get on and try again. Maybe you won't need the saddle and ride me bareback. Email me for more."

2. John. "Hmmm... that is interesting! When I first read this post i must admit i was a bit appalled. However I just could not stop thinking about it. I think that it would be really fun! I think that your ride would be most fun if after riding around your apartment for awhile we got up on your bed and I bounced around for a bit giving you a bit more of an exciting ride!! I think that it would also be exciting for you to ride me around outside. Well that is all that I can think of... What did you have in mind. I am 28 blond/blue and fit. I am 6ft tall and about 180 lbs. I do have a pic if you would like. I hope to hear from you.."

3. Darius. "This would be the best ride of your life because. Firstly, you would have me their i am big on pleasing and being pleased.I dont have to much expirience with sadles but ive seen something similar to it on real sex.Secondly,the most exhilirating part of a horseride is the clashing of heels againts the ground, The hard intense breathing of the stallion as he gallops through thick meadows,dessert, watever the terrain may be i will try my best to do these characteristics for you.Finally,What better to end the whole shindig than to have a drink or maybe make passionate love with your horse.Its a once in a lifetime experience : )"

4. Eric. "I'm 23, 6'1", 195, athletic, with dark hair and light blue eyes. As for what your ride would be like, I happily crawl up to you, kiss your feet, and brush up against your legs to let you know I'm ready to be saddled. You could strap it on and climb on top. Then I'd carry you around your apartment (or mine) as slow or fast as you wanted. I could give you a soft, steady, and smooth ride, or be a little more wild (it might be fun if you have to break me in). I have pictures if you are interested, so please feel free to write back so we can discuss this further."

5. Lou. "Good luck. If you ever have an urge to be tied up or led around on a leash, maybe we can talk. Meanwhile, do you ride English or Western?"

6. Jim. "You made my day!!" [Ed: Damn, this guy seems to have realized that it was a joke.]
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Post 2: Too Good to be True - Cincinnati, OH

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